hot wheels beat that!!

I have a pocket emo. WTFFF!!!!

(:

my cousin katie was here
this is our convo
katie: omg justin beiber is so hot
me:yes she is such a pretty girl i mean boy O.O
katie:shut up im going to marry him
me:yes when that happens ill jump out of my coffin and do the thriller dance with micheal jackson
katie:i love his hair *batting her eyes*
me:i bet its insured
katie:how dare you!
me:get out of here ur giving me an uncontroable urge to shank you
katie:fine im gonna get food be back
she was annoying me

-.-

doctor: oh little susie mae your so oblivious to everything.
me: thanks for pointing out the obvious dr.jackass

What time is it?
SEXY TIME!
Do you know what that means?
it means its time to take out that old nelly cd and thrust your hips to you it
its time to compare penis size to a gorillas finger
its time to measure ur boobs and see if they bigger than ur head
what happens if they are?
CONGRATULATIONS!
you can officially say that ur brains are in your boobs ;D
what im going to do for sexy time is grab me some makenna (capndesdes)and we are gonna have a pirate orgy!
then im gonna stalk dustin while jacking off to jabba the huts twin rosy odonnel
then im gonna dry hump riley

its gonna be a fun time
maybe i will even lubricate my body with cotton candy body oils to hopes sexy hair
oh yes typing this gives me wood!
happy sexy time!
(psst my pika has a smexxi face js)

Crackers.

1. Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed? Closed.
2. Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel? Nope.
3. Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out? I don't see the point.
4. Have you ever stolen a street sign before? HAhaha yeah.
5. Do you like to use post-it notes? -no comment-
6. Do you cut out coupons but then never use them? Sure?!
7. Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees? Big bear because I'm sure i can get him to play MW2. I'm allergic to bee's.
8. Do you have freckles? Nah.
9. Do you always smile for pictures? NOPE!
10. What is your biggest pet peeve? :D
11. Do you ever count your steps when you walk? Lol yeah.
12. Have you ever peed in the woods? mhmmMm
13. What about pooped in the woods? Nah.
14. Do you ever dance even if theres no music playing? Yeah.
15. Do you chew your pens and pencils? Nope.
16. How many people have you slept with this week? None.
17. What size is your bed? Small!
18. What is your Song of the week? Ummm Storms.
19. Is it okay for guys to wear pink? Yeah! i do.
20. Do you still watch cartoons? Sometimes.
21. Whats your least favorite movie? You.
22. Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some? hmmmmmmmmmmmmm. In a fresh dug crave with a coffin going in the next day. Thats where i would put bodies tooo :D
23. What do you drink with dinner? Liquids!
24. What do you dip a chicken nugget in? You!
25. What is your favorite food? Tacos!
26. What movies could you watch over and over and still love? Ummm! American History X
27. Last person you kissed/kissed you? Umm idk. Ryan kissed my head for joke if that counts.
28. Were you ever a boy/girl scout? YES!!!!!!!!
29. Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine? No.
30. When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper? Couple weeks ago?
31. Can you change the oil on a car? Mhmmm!
32. Ever gotten a speeding ticket? Not yet :D
33. Ran out of gas? Almost.
34. Favorite kind of sandwich? Pepperoni!!
35 Best thing to eat for breakfast? You!
36. What is your usual bedtime? 7am
37. Are you lazy? very.
38. When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween? A Vampire!
39. What is your Chinese astrological sign? Ummmmm?
40. How many languages can you speak? 3
41. Do you have any magazine subscriptions? Nah.
42..Which are better legos or lincoln logs? OMG IDK!!!!!
43. Are you stubborn? VERY!!!
44. Who is better...Leno or Letterman? I am.
45. Ever watch soap operas? Once.
46. Afraid of heights? mhmm >.>
47. Sing in the car? Yeah
48. Dance in the shower? mhmmm
49. Dance in the car? mhmmmmmm
50. Ever used a gun? MHMMMMM
51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer? 5months ago?
52. Do you think musicals are cheesy? NO!!!
53. Is Christmas stressful? yes :/
54. Ever eat a pierogi? huh?
55. Favorite type of fruit pie? Gays!!! :DDDDD
56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? A Nascar driver
57. Do you believe in ghosts? mhmm ://////////
58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling? Yes.
59. Take a vitamin daily? Nope.
60. Wear slippers? Used to.
61. Wear a bath robe? Sometimes.
62. What do you wear to bed? Things.
63. First concert? Jams Music Fest.
64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart? WALMART<3456789
65. Nike or Adidas? NONE!
66.Cheetos Or Fritos? Oh dayum!!!
67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds? Sunflower!
68. Ever hear of the group Tres Bien? No! what about Invaera??
69. Ever take dance lessons? Yes sir.
70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing? Yes.
71. Can you curl your tongue? Nahh
72. Ever won a spelling bee? NO!!!!! assholes...
73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy? Yeah.
74. Own any record albums? Yes.
75. Own a record player? YES!!!
76. Regularly burn incense? Eww no. allergic.
77. Ever been in love? mhmm.
78. Who would you like to see in concert? Casino Madrid.
79. What was the last concert you saw? Oh god idk. Surrender the hope?
80.Hot tea or cold tea? Hot tea.
81.Tea or coffee? Tea.
82. Sugar or snickerdoodles? That one
83.Can you swim well? Yes.
84.Can you hold your breath without holding your nose? Yeah
85. Are you patient? NOO!!!
86. DJ or band, at a wedding? Sure? BAND!!
87.Ever won a contest? YES!!!! i won an ipod shuffle :D
88. Ever have plastic surgery? No.
89. Which are better black or green olives? None.
90.Can you knit or crochet? Both.
91. Best room for a fireplace? Your room.
92. Do you want to get married? Yes.
93. If married, how long have you been married? Umm.
94. Who was your HS crush? Courtney i think.
95. Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way? oh yes very much so!
96. Do you have kids? No.
97. Do you want kids? Yes.
98. Whats your favorite color? Teal, Spring Green, Ocean Blue.
99. Do you miss anyone right now? Yes :/
100. Did you watch, Next Great American Band on FOX? No.

ooooooooooohhhhh godd

Tempted as fuck i put this on my profile. -_-

no rrly 0o

Who the hell is this? 0_o

I swear...... i have never spoken to this person, down rates me, then blocks me like..... WOT

Tripping

I have a feeling jacebby is gonna trippp over his feet.

Suffle me bby ohhh yeesss shuffle me

Shuffling PIKACHU

wat D8

OMFFGGG

A MOTHERFUCKING WOLF IS BEHIND HIM! CAN YOU GUYS BELIEVE DIS? OMFGG!!!!!! :0 HOLYY SHIT I BET YOU $1 YOU WILL READ THIS.

TillyTokeriffic

Ladies and gentlemen, whores and sluts, step right up.

(And I mean you Sandra Dee. >:{D)

Lions and tigers and...bear grylls...? What the eff...

CHEATERS.


What DO we do with them.

cut out their intestines and play jump
rope with them weee!!!!

reallly noww.....

baby are you down down down down

yeah

you're not coming onto me at all, every photo i have is artistic and respectable.

RIIIIIIGGHHHTTT

Funny Little Girls Playing With Scary Dolls ;D

Haha funny litto girls.

Blue Tree

This tree is blue because i wanted it to be blue. :D

because it the best way to tell you,stay away from me.

I know I'm impulsive, erratic, and complicated at times but
it's only honestly because i don't know what i want. So listen when I tell
you if I'm going to something.... I'm going to do.
I'm determined to get it. Fuck me over, I'll get you back
100 times worse so don't fucking piss me off. If i tell you i don't
believe in love, I'll be surprised if you call my bluff.

Haha

I love creeping people with Ryan.
We're so cool we almost got detention.
For stalking 2-5 graders at recess. XD
They told the teacher on us!! Bahaha

ba, ha
we were creeping on Alex<3
he's so cute, he runs away
everytime i get close to him.
LOL.
i was walking behind him and his brother
and his brother asked him who i was
and he answered "That's a rapist."
then the little kid, turns around
and asks me "Are you a rapist?"

I answered, him "Why, yes yes i am actually."
God he just ran and his expression was PRICELESS.

xD
<33333

OH GOODY!!

1. Quinne Suicide. Or, pretty much any of the suicide girls. Lately, i find myself looking at the site more and more. I do look at Quinne's sets more almost every day though she's the main reason im on it.

2. The concerts i've been going to. They've been really good all of them. Especially, Tiger Army/Zombie Ghost Train/ The Wrath the other night :) The vibe was really good and everybody was happy and excited.

3. Kisses from my friends. [:

4. Finding nice pretty dresses, that don't make me look like a walking roll factory.

5. Blogger/ Tumblr. Just chilling, being able to put up crazy random stuff. (That's why my blog's name ETC., ETC.)

6. Getting pierced. Lol, OH HOW I LOVE YOU MASOCHISM.

7. Thinking about the tattoos i'm getting one day. Which can alos, be a bad thing too, because I think about too many things and my list just gets longer every day.

8. Movies with tons of blood and gore everywhere. And, zombie's can't forget zombies. LOL

9. Chilling with my best friend Greg. We do awesome nerdy stuff like watch pokemon, yu gi oh, and bakugan. And 80's movies. :DD and he's another night dweller just like me. Lol, someone who stays up all night pretty much.

10. Getting my hair done/cut. And having my scalp massaged. OH GOD. It's better than sex. Seriously.

AHHHH

dudeeee.
so many friken' name changes.
i'm confused~


CENTIPEDES?
in my vagina?


it's more likely than you think.

....

mm, boobs.
that is all.

aw, omfg;

you love me? (:

The world is a vampire.

No wonder Justing Bieber's so pale; There's no sun in the closet.
LOL

Oh don't hate. You know that was funny as hell. So, STFU you bitch.

hahahaha

Proof im a retard: I keep looking at my pillow in the dark, and keep freaking thinking there's spiders on it. Why? Because there are tiny cartoon spiders on it. haha.

For Dottie.

why can't i be loved?

blahh... so like for the past hour and a half, i was thinking
yes i know... OMG JUNE...thinking?!?!?!
yeahh anywayy

i have been thinking lately
1. i miss my baby soo much... he wont talk to me
2. why do some people find the "one" right now.. while others wait in pain until someone decides to care enough about them...
3. why am i all alone?

i was with my bestest friends today...
Jakee and Linnie
and they were dating... oh joy.. so it was like.. a love fest.
he was laying with her..
hugging and kissing her..
just holding her

so as i, watched them, i kept thinking...
why can't i be her?
can't i find someone who wants to love me like that....
is there something wrong with me?

i really don't get it...
this is why i hate my life and me...

i'm not needed on this earth, i'm unwanted too...

*sigh*

Rawr.

I was all up in a piece of heaven while you burned in hell, '
no peace forever. XD

xxx
June likes a thing that starts with the letter "P and ends with orn"
P_0RN
you bitch. it's popcorn:)

Greg

Owes me a big hug.
Maybe even moreeee :D

moo

Wishlist:
- Tickets to Jeffree Star.
- Connor
- New Heels.
- Ferret with a cape and tophat.
- Connor
- Chubby bunny undies.
- New drum kit.
- CONN-ORRR
- i dunno.

Connor, my love.

I love my bf Connor with all my heart

he is the best guy in the world

and treats me amazingly!

I can't live without him and

he makes me smile ^_^

i love you babe!

you filthy person >8|

poor baby saw fady dick :-(

Mairead, silly.mini-correct

New Account

--Ass Crunch--
:3 new us ^.^

Ugh.

I want him, but i can't ruin his life.
I don't want to see him break...

Creepers.

I was walking home from school with Donna
then we bumped into her mom and chatted for
a bit. Then, after that i was crossing
the street at the light, and two indian girls
were speaking arabic at the same time then looking at me.
I was kinda pissed.... so im like
"I don't need to be a genuis to know your talking about me, assholes."
She was like "No i was just asking her
where did you get your bangs, their pretty."
I answered "Could've asked me i don't fucking
bite. Got em' at Yorkdale." then she was like
"My mom's getting a haircut..."
"Good for her heh?"then their like
"You go to Emery?"
I answered "Creepers."
Then walked away im so nice.

Like seriously why do people do that?
it's stupid.
People who do that are retarded
at least if they didn't stare at you
but they do while you don't
understand a word their saying.

Gosh

It's 12:01 am... I'm just sitting here... Eating my eggs and toast.... just like= bored out of my fucking mind, cna't fucking sleep >.<.... ugghhhh waiting for 5:30 am so i can leave...>.<.... Oh what to do what to do?

i miss you

I feel my temperature rising for you
From ninety-eight to a thousand and two
I feel my temperature
No need for doctors
I know you got what it takes, love.
To keep the pressure up
No need to slow or stop
Go

I can show you colors that never existed
Show you I've got substance

I'll give you everything you need, my love
I show all you need to know
I've never felt this way about someone
Whoa, oh, oh

i still feel this way babe.

What Got Into Me?

Like Connor needed-
or wanted- to know any of that garbage.
Jeez, fire me up, it's
hard to put me out. At least he didn't look
too put off by what I said. Wonder what
he's think if i confessed the rest. I haven't told anyone since
I spilled to Greg.

Connor almost gives me no choice.

Should I go ahead and tell him?

It might make him freak out completely.

And I kinda like having him as mine.

I'm sick of holding it,

inside sick of escaping

my head every night when

I dream. Thank God for

Aspen Springs sleeping aids.

I don't remember my dreams.

I've got my own

im on my own.

In Love

He's gorgeous the way he laughs. He's breath taking, the way his eyes light up with amusment. He makes the ground crumble beneath my feet, it feels like im flying. He's gorgeous. He's my everything. But yet, we just aren't meant to be. But that's okay just watching him from afar. That's fine with me. Just as long as I can see him with me.

Trannylicious

They make me scream, they make me moan.

Im simply sexy head to toe

Trannylicious what a tease

All my bitches on their knees

My bodys hot, my ice creams good

Your boyfriend really wish he could

Your man i had him, think again

Bitch you wanna come up dead

In, my opinion this is the most amazing piece of art work I have ever seen. It's my favourite. I would do anything just to curl up and lie in my bed forever. I actually don't know how people can stand me.... im such an confusing fuck. And im never the one who has to deal with it. I hate myself right now.

I cried so much last night i almost made myself vomit. Pleaseant, i know. But the funny thing was... the person who was taking my shit stayed 100% calm, and talked only about the positive side of the whole thing. There was no bullshit, he just told me it was my decision and that he would still love me either way. I'll love him either way anyway. We talked about old times. I cried more. When shit happens in my life, it all insists on coming all at once, therefore the lying in bed is the only option.