Saturday, August 28, 2010
Thursday, July 29, 2010
(:
my cousin katie was here
this is our convo
katie: omg justin beiber is so hot
me:yes she is such a pretty girl i mean boy O.O
katie:shut up im going to marry him
me:yes when that happens ill jump out of my coffin and do the thriller dance with micheal jackson
katie:i love his hair *batting her eyes*
me:i bet its insured
katie:how dare you!
me:get out of here ur giving me an uncontroable urge to shank you
katie:fine im gonna get food be back
she was annoying me
this is our convo
katie: omg justin beiber is so hot
me:yes she is such a pretty girl i mean boy O.O
katie:shut up im going to marry him
me:yes when that happens ill jump out of my coffin and do the thriller dance with micheal jackson
katie:i love his hair *batting her eyes*
me:i bet its insured
katie:how dare you!
me:get out of here ur giving me an uncontroable urge to shank you
katie:fine im gonna get food be back
she was annoying me
-.-
doctor: oh little susie mae your so oblivious to everything.
me: thanks for pointing out the obvious dr.jackass
me: thanks for pointing out the obvious dr.jackass
SEXY TIME!
Do you know what that means?
it means its time to take out that old nelly cd and thrust your hips to you it
its time to compare penis size to a gorillas finger
its time to measure ur boobs and see if they bigger than ur head
what happens if they are?
CONGRATULATIONS!
you can officially say that ur brains are in your boobs ;D
what im going to do for sexy time is grab me some makenna (capndesdes)and we are gonna have a pirate orgy!
then im gonna stalk dustin while jacking off to jabba the huts twin rosy odonnel
then im gonna dry hump riley
its gonna be a fun time
maybe i will even lubricate my body with cotton candy body oils to hopes sexy hair
oh yes typing this gives me wood!
happy sexy time!
(psst my pika has a smexxi face js)
Tuesday, July 13, 2010
Crackers.
1. Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed? Closed.
2. Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel? Nope.
3. Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out? I don't see the point.
4. Have you ever stolen a street sign before? HAhaha yeah.
5. Do you like to use post-it notes? -no comment-
6. Do you cut out coupons but then never use them? Sure?!
7. Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees? Big bear because I'm sure i can get him to play MW2. I'm allergic to bee's.
8. Do you have freckles? Nah.
9. Do you always smile for pictures? NOPE!
10. What is your biggest pet peeve? :D
11. Do you ever count your steps when you walk? Lol yeah.
12. Have you ever peed in the woods? mhmmMm
13. What about pooped in the woods? Nah.
14. Do you ever dance even if theres no music playing? Yeah.
15. Do you chew your pens and pencils? Nope.
16. How many people have you slept with this week? None.
17. What size is your bed? Small!
18. What is your Song of the week? Ummm Storms.
19. Is it okay for guys to wear pink? Yeah! i do.
20. Do you still watch cartoons? Sometimes.
21. Whats your least favorite movie? You.
22. Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some? hmmmmmmmmmmmmm. In a fresh dug crave with a coffin going in the next day. Thats where i would put bodies tooo :D
23. What do you drink with dinner? Liquids!
24. What do you dip a chicken nugget in? You!
25. What is your favorite food? Tacos!
26. What movies could you watch over and over and still love? Ummm! American History X
27. Last person you kissed/kissed you? Umm idk. Ryan kissed my head for joke if that counts.
28. Were you ever a boy/girl scout? YES!!!!!!!!
29. Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine? No.
30. When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper? Couple weeks ago?
31. Can you change the oil on a car? Mhmmm!
32. Ever gotten a speeding ticket? Not yet :D
33. Ran out of gas? Almost.
34. Favorite kind of sandwich? Pepperoni!!
35 Best thing to eat for breakfast? You!
36. What is your usual bedtime? 7am
37. Are you lazy? very.
38. When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween? A Vampire!
39. What is your Chinese astrological sign? Ummmmm?
40. How many languages can you speak? 3
41. Do you have any magazine subscriptions? Nah.
42..Which are better legos or lincoln logs? OMG IDK!!!!!
43. Are you stubborn? VERY!!!
44. Who is better...Leno or Letterman? I am.
45. Ever watch soap operas? Once.
46. Afraid of heights? mhmm >.>
47. Sing in the car? Yeah
48. Dance in the shower? mhmmm
49. Dance in the car? mhmmmmmm
50. Ever used a gun? MHMMMMM
51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer? 5months ago?
52. Do you think musicals are cheesy? NO!!!
53. Is Christmas stressful? yes :/
54. Ever eat a pierogi? huh?
55. Favorite type of fruit pie? Gays!!! :DDDDD
56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? A Nascar driver
57. Do you believe in ghosts? mhmm ://////////
58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling? Yes.
59. Take a vitamin daily? Nope.
60. Wear slippers? Used to.
61. Wear a bath robe? Sometimes.
62. What do you wear to bed? Things.
63. First concert? Jams Music Fest.
64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart? WALMART<3456789
65. Nike or Adidas? NONE!
66.Cheetos Or Fritos? Oh dayum!!!
67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds? Sunflower!
68. Ever hear of the group Tres Bien? No! what about Invaera??
69. Ever take dance lessons? Yes sir.
70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing? Yes.
71. Can you curl your tongue? Nahh
72. Ever won a spelling bee? NO!!!!! assholes...
73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy? Yeah.
74. Own any record albums? Yes.
75. Own a record player? YES!!!
76. Regularly burn incense? Eww no. allergic.
77. Ever been in love? mhmm.
78. Who would you like to see in concert? Casino Madrid.
79. What was the last concert you saw? Oh god idk. Surrender the hope?
80.Hot tea or cold tea? Hot tea.
81.Tea or coffee? Tea.
82. Sugar or snickerdoodles? That one
83.Can you swim well? Yes.
84.Can you hold your breath without holding your nose? Yeah
85. Are you patient? NOO!!!
86. DJ or band, at a wedding? Sure? BAND!!
87.Ever won a contest? YES!!!! i won an ipod shuffle :D
88. Ever have plastic surgery? No.
89. Which are better black or green olives? None.
90.Can you knit or crochet? Both.
91. Best room for a fireplace? Your room.
92. Do you want to get married? Yes.
93. If married, how long have you been married? Umm.
94. Who was your HS crush? Courtney i think.
95. Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way? oh yes very much so!
96. Do you have kids? No.
97. Do you want kids? Yes.
98. Whats your favorite color? Teal, Spring Green, Ocean Blue.
99. Do you miss anyone right now? Yes :/
100. Did you watch, Next Great American Band on FOX? No.
2. Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel? Nope.
3. Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out? I don't see the point.
4. Have you ever stolen a street sign before? HAhaha yeah.
5. Do you like to use post-it notes? -no comment-
6. Do you cut out coupons but then never use them? Sure?!
7. Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees? Big bear because I'm sure i can get him to play MW2. I'm allergic to bee's.
8. Do you have freckles? Nah.
9. Do you always smile for pictures? NOPE!
10. What is your biggest pet peeve? :D
11. Do you ever count your steps when you walk? Lol yeah.
12. Have you ever peed in the woods? mhmmMm
13. What about pooped in the woods? Nah.
14. Do you ever dance even if theres no music playing? Yeah.
15. Do you chew your pens and pencils? Nope.
16. How many people have you slept with this week? None.
17. What size is your bed? Small!
18. What is your Song of the week? Ummm Storms.
19. Is it okay for guys to wear pink? Yeah! i do.
20. Do you still watch cartoons? Sometimes.
21. Whats your least favorite movie? You.
22. Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some? hmmmmmmmmmmmmm. In a fresh dug crave with a coffin going in the next day. Thats where i would put bodies tooo :D
23. What do you drink with dinner? Liquids!
24. What do you dip a chicken nugget in? You!
25. What is your favorite food? Tacos!
26. What movies could you watch over and over and still love? Ummm! American History X
27. Last person you kissed/kissed you? Umm idk. Ryan kissed my head for joke if that counts.
28. Were you ever a boy/girl scout? YES!!!!!!!!
29. Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine? No.
30. When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper? Couple weeks ago?
31. Can you change the oil on a car? Mhmmm!
32. Ever gotten a speeding ticket? Not yet :D
33. Ran out of gas? Almost.
34. Favorite kind of sandwich? Pepperoni!!
35 Best thing to eat for breakfast? You!
36. What is your usual bedtime? 7am
37. Are you lazy? very.
38. When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween? A Vampire!
39. What is your Chinese astrological sign? Ummmmm?
40. How many languages can you speak? 3
41. Do you have any magazine subscriptions? Nah.
42..Which are better legos or lincoln logs? OMG IDK!!!!!
43. Are you stubborn? VERY!!!
44. Who is better...Leno or Letterman? I am.
45. Ever watch soap operas? Once.
46. Afraid of heights? mhmm >.>
47. Sing in the car? Yeah
48. Dance in the shower? mhmmm
49. Dance in the car? mhmmmmmm
50. Ever used a gun? MHMMMMM
51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer? 5months ago?
52. Do you think musicals are cheesy? NO!!!
53. Is Christmas stressful? yes :/
54. Ever eat a pierogi? huh?
55. Favorite type of fruit pie? Gays!!! :DDDDD
56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? A Nascar driver
57. Do you believe in ghosts? mhmm ://////////
58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling? Yes.
59. Take a vitamin daily? Nope.
60. Wear slippers? Used to.
61. Wear a bath robe? Sometimes.
62. What do you wear to bed? Things.
63. First concert? Jams Music Fest.
64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart? WALMART<3456789
65. Nike or Adidas? NONE!
66.Cheetos Or Fritos? Oh dayum!!!
67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds? Sunflower!
68. Ever hear of the group Tres Bien? No! what about Invaera??
69. Ever take dance lessons? Yes sir.
70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing? Yes.
71. Can you curl your tongue? Nahh
72. Ever won a spelling bee? NO!!!!! assholes...
73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy? Yeah.
74. Own any record albums? Yes.
75. Own a record player? YES!!!
76. Regularly burn incense? Eww no. allergic.
77. Ever been in love? mhmm.
78. Who would you like to see in concert? Casino Madrid.
79. What was the last concert you saw? Oh god idk. Surrender the hope?
80.Hot tea or cold tea? Hot tea.
81.Tea or coffee? Tea.
82. Sugar or snickerdoodles? That one
83.Can you swim well? Yes.
84.Can you hold your breath without holding your nose? Yeah
85. Are you patient? NOO!!!
86. DJ or band, at a wedding? Sure? BAND!!
87.Ever won a contest? YES!!!! i won an ipod shuffle :D
88. Ever have plastic surgery? No.
89. Which are better black or green olives? None.
90.Can you knit or crochet? Both.
91. Best room for a fireplace? Your room.
92. Do you want to get married? Yes.
93. If married, how long have you been married? Umm.
94. Who was your HS crush? Courtney i think.
95. Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way? oh yes very much so!
96. Do you have kids? No.
97. Do you want kids? Yes.
98. Whats your favorite color? Teal, Spring Green, Ocean Blue.
99. Do you miss anyone right now? Yes :/
100. Did you watch, Next Great American Band on FOX? No.
Sunday, May 30, 2010
no rrly 0o
Who the hell is this? 0_o
I swear...... i have never spoken to this person, down rates me, then blocks me like..... WOT
I swear...... i have never spoken to this person, down rates me, then blocks me like..... WOT
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